Never thought I would be doing THIS of all things

So I'm gonna go with this season's colour for my first ever blog...I have to admit I never thought I would find myself doing this on one of my precious days off but hey ya know, why not.

So I once read something, somewhere on this vast part of the universe, that a blog needs to be witty, smart, not too whingy or happy, not allay too much personal woe and so on and so forth (was a while ago, I can't be expected to remember all that). Can I be bothered to care what some sad bugger hidden behind a computer screen, probably in the same state as me, says HAS to be this or that?

Not really

So for the basics

• my sex life is exceedingly weird (I try not to have one right now)
• work is even stranger at times, though for the most part I ENJOY it
• I'm 19, wishing I was 5 again
• have a few fabulous friends
• and the oddest part about me - I LOVE my life

All there really is to know, in a nutshell.

So lets get to business - last night I was walking home from work (damn car in the garage *sad face*) when some guy pulls me over asking for directions. He's not very specific so I do the best I can then stand up to leave, him saying he's not from around here then starts asking where I'm heading - I tell him the opposite direction, pointedly telling him he ain't getting me in the car. Then he starts asking odder questions - have I got a boyfriend, how come I haven't, when was the last time I had one and so on. From that it got into sex, at which point I'm moving to go.

He opens the car door, telling me to stay - now I know if he wants to catch me he will, cos I can't run too fast - so I keep him talking, texting my mum while I do. She rings me, I tell her where I am, he starts opening the door again so I go back. By this time he's asking all sorts of weird things about my kinks - animals, incest and children being 3 topics, so I'm rather freaked out. All this time he's also been asking about me watching guys wank, and now he's asking me to watch him. I say no each time, so when he starts playing with himself I take the opportunity to run and then my phone rings. Mum pulls up, I climb in and I watch him go.

Freak

So that today's weirdest happening and I shall attempt to ignore the fact that my font has miraculously changed without my sayso and shall leave it at that for now.

Bye peoples